Peking At My Mussles

I feel better after that little rest and to celebrate my return to health I have put together a dish named Peking At My Mussles.

It comprises of an 'on the vine' tomato entree, a bowl of less-than-fresh mussles served with a cage of spare ribs and a jumbo bag of tesco prawn crackers on the side.

Jumbo Yumbo,... Mussle Tov!

Liquid Lunch

Today I've opted for a more minimal approach to lunchtime dining. I have to admit to feeling a bit under the weather today therefore my lunch consists of watered down Tesco apple & strawberry cordial with a dash of sprite.









I'll be back on form on Monday...

Naany Beef Curtains

Today's gastroganza is the unmistakable Naany Beef Curtains infected with an Angry Crab nestling between two swollen bollock dumplings.

This is one of those really homely lunches that reminds me of my youth being brought up by Indian dairy farmers on the south coast, I hope you like it too and maybe give it a whirl some time.

Regal Beef Reef

Keepin with the Regal theme, today's lunch features not one but two tins of Princes tinned animals.

Ladies and gentleman I present to you the Regal Beef Reef consisting of two 'sweet pepper boats' manned by corned beef with celery oars and Princes tinned pilchards dancing on the bow waves. Garnished with tomato bouys on the vine and a cucumber distress flare.

Yummy

Reggae Reggae Roll Mops!

Yes people, this is the one you've been waiting for...

Reggae Reggae style Herring Roll Mops served with a cheese and tomato twirl, mmmmmmm!





























Oh, don't forget the bagette and pate for dessert...









See you tomorrow lunchtime!

Tinned Ham with Reggae Reggae Jacket

Today I have opted for the finest tinned ham known to man, served on a bed of micro cous cous with a Mayo lattice and reggae reggae jacket on the side (no butter).

This dish is a little more complex than my usual lunch but seeing as it was 'Princes' tinned ham I felt I had to crank it up a notch to match the regal occasion.

Stay tuned for reggae reggae roll mops soon...

Breakfast Out Of Hell

This morning I was struck by a very powerful hunger, the type of hunger that can only be satisfied by a WHOLE maltloaf.

You would eat anything for breakfast, but you wouldn't eat that!

Classic Maltloaf!

Cous I Love You

Today I has mainly been eating microwaved cous cous direct from a plastic saucepan. Yummy.

Chick N Roll

Today I thought I'd build myself up with a carbo-protein medley a la chick n roll!

H&M

No! we ain't talkin contemporary womens fashion, this is the original H&M, ham & mayo.

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